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31 January, 2011

ROZITA CHE WAN N LELAKI MISTERI????


gambar rozita chewan


gambar rozita chewan



perghhh lame suda x  post kat blog nie....sbb buzy ngan essignment n quiz....byk sgt essignment yang hndk d antar sblm cti sem...
so, arinie start suda cti sem...woooooooooohoooooooooooooooo..
nie post pertama cti pertengahan sem ....


credit to:beautiful nara



Dialog rekaan antara Rozita Che Wan dan lelaki dalam gambar:-


Lelaki Misteri:- Baper ribu u nak letak hantaran kalau I nak kawin ngan u?
Rozita Che Wan: I tak mintak mahal. Murah jer. Sesuai ngan status I sebagai janda terhangat seantero Malaysia.
Lelaki Misteri: Tak mahal tue berapa? 10K?20K?50K?
Rozita Che Wan:50K jer u berani letak? Paling koman I nak 100K. Tue tak termasuk barang hantaran tau
Lelaki Misteri: Ptuih, baik aku try ngorat Kak Jijah. Free-free jer leh pegang-pegang. Kalau Zafrul leh takkan aku tak leh kot.
Rozita Che Wan: I punya lagi mantap tau dari Azizah Mahzan. Sekali tengok pun dah tau. Abis majlis I bagi u try pegang. Tapi bayar 10K sekali pegang.


Persoalannya siapakah lelaki misteri di dalam gambar di atas? Adakah ini Dato’ yang dikatakan sudah mengahwini Rozita secara senyap-senyap? Jawapannya….


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25 January, 2011

Third year for Perodua Eco-Challenge

PERODUA ECO CHALLENGE 2011(ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION HAND-OVER)

Perodua has kicked off the third edition of its one-of-a-kind Eco-Challenge competition this year with the handing over one engine and one transmission system to each of the 13 participants from selected institutions of higher learning. The participating institutions, consisting of public and private higher education bodies, are selected based on their entry proposals; for this year’s event, 23 institutions sent in their proposals.
The main objective of the Perodua Eco-Challenge 2011 is to provide a training ground for undergraduates to challenge their engineering prowess and to promote innovativeness among local students.
“The Perodua Eco-Challenge is very unique because it not only promotes innovativeness and creativity from its participants but also underscores the importance of conservation by coming up with practical means to meet the growing energy crisis,” Perodua Managing Director, Datuk Aminar Rashid Salleh said. He added that Perodua has allocated about RM1.2 million for this year’s Eco-Challenge programme.
Scene from a previous Perodua Eco-Challenge
The participants have five months after receiving the powertrain to produce a car that can go the furthest distance with just 1 litre of petrol. This is not just theoretical as their design will be run at the Melaka International Motorsports Circuit on June 25 this year to confirm the fuel efficiency.
Datuk Aminar said that the Perodua Eco-Challenge this year is different from the first two events whereby the contestants were only given the powertrain. For this year’s event, the company also provided ‘seed money’ to help the participants with the project, the amount being RM17,500 per car.
The participants are also given a longer contest period as the previous handovers were done in late February; this year, the contestants get an extra month to prepare before the race day.
“A total of RM77,000 has been allocated for this year’s Eco-Challenge prizes and the winning team will take home RM20,000. As this year’s challenge is more on engineering, the winners of this category will be taking home RM15,000; RM5,000 more than last year!” he said.
 



credit to: motortrader



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15 January, 2011

kanchor permainan popular di jepun

Kancho adalah satu permainan  di Jepun iaitu permainan yang menggunakan jari tangan yang dirapatkan dan kemudian di cucukkan jari tersebut kelubang dubur lawan main dari belakang tanpa pengetahuan mangsanya.





Namun tidak jelas apakah permainan kancho seperti gambar dibawah ini boleh dianggap lawak? Kerana yang menjadi mangsa akan merasa kesakitan setelah dicucuk seperti yang dialami oleh gadis seperti  dalam gambar dibawah ini...








kredit to:borak kosong.com





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13 January, 2011

Malaysia Footballer Ranking Up Two Places(release 12 jan).


The success of the national team in winning the Asean Football Federation Suzuki Cup last month has moved Malaysia up two places in the Fifa world ranking list from 144 to 142.


Malaysia gained 17 points in the new ranking list released by Fifa, but the position was nowhere near Malaysia’s 75th position in 1993.


Despite the much hyped Suzuki Cup success, Malaysia’s position was no better than that of countries such as Burundi (141), Tajikistan (143), India (144) and Hong Kong (146), countries that lack facilities and infrastructure compared with Malaysia.


Among Asean countries, Malaysia are fifth behind Thailand (119), Indonesia (126), Vietnam (136) and Singapore (139).


In Asia, Malaysia are 23rd of 46 countries on the list.


World and European champion Spain remain at the top of the 203 countries listed in the World Fifa rankings. Holland are second and Germany third. — Bernama

kredit to:The Malaysian Insider

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